Thursday, June 27, 2013

Lads' Mags and Sexual Harassment

Feminist protesters maintain that these magazines de-humanize women

There have recently been sexual harassment claims made against newsagents that display ‘Lad’s Mags’ amongst their publications. There have been some strong reactions to this, and I have to say that the surrounding debates have left me pretty perplexed and a little frustrated.

A Lad’s Mag is men’s lifestyle magazine that usually includes a high volume of pictures of nude or scantily clad young women. They are generally characterized by a naked woman on the front cover. Some time ago, someone decided it was inappropriate to have these magazines with their “adult” covers in view of children –


'Nuts' displayed right above the kid's magazine 'Girl Talk'


So they were moved to the top shelf. Now if you walk in to a British or Irish newsagent and glance up at the top shelf of the magazine rails, you will undoubtedly be greeted by a row of naked girls, ready and waiting for you to purchase.

Personally, I think it’s understandable that people are offended by these displays, but there are many who disagree. There are also many who have been angered by the claims, and believe them to be weak and unfounded.

Here are some of the main opposing arguments, and my own opinions as to how they skid right on past the point:

Ø  "The women in these magazines are models. They are not being forced into selling themselves; it is their chosen profession."

Well sure – nobody is claiming that Lad’s Mags are on a par with prostitution. But here’s the thing; it’s not about the models, it’s about our society and our perceptions. Glamour models, like all women, have a right to do whatever the hell they like with and to their bodies. But personally, I have a problem with taking my 6 year old niece to the shop, and having to hope she doesn’t want to browse the magazines. If she does, what she’ll see are a row of naked women on display, lined up in compromising poses to be sold and objectified. It’s an image that will resonate with her, as it has with generations before her, including my own.

Why?

Because we see it everywhere.

For example; why does no one blink an eye if a perfume advert displays a woman tangled up in bed sheets, apparently post-coitus? How does that advertise perfume?
In our society, sex undeniably sells.

So no, these glamour models aren’t selling themselves. Lad’s Mags sell women’s bodies. It’s creepy, and I find it offensive.

Ø  "Women’s magazines are also harmful to body image, but nobody is fighting to get rid of them!"

Women’s magazines affect collective body image in a different way than Lad Mags do. They are not comparable, and pretending that they are is utter horseshit.

A woman’s magazine might present their white, ribbon slim, shiny haired cover girl as a beauty ideal, and that is unquestionably problematic.

Is it damaging to women’s self-esteem?

Yes.

Is it an unfair representation of women?

Yes.

Does it present the insidious idea that women can be purchased for the sole purpose of creating a man’s erection?

No.

It is an issue, but it is a separate issue.

Ø  "What about the objectification of men in the media?"

One of my main worries about the objectifying and fetishizing of women in advertising and entertainment is that I strongly believe it bleeds into the culture of sexual assault and harassment in every society. A man who sees naked women everywhere might see a fully clothed woman walking down the street, and feel perfectly comfortable shouting lewd comments on her. He has no right to look at her body that way, and even less right to comment on it. And sadly, there is a minority of men who would take this kind of harassment even further.

I’m not saying men are never the victims of sexual assault. They most certainly are, and it is terrible and sad when anyone is violated in that way.

What I am saying is that if you are worried about the representation of men in the media – do something about it. Campaign to have images of oiled up, half-naked men removed from magazines and advertisements. Don’t shit all over the claimants for objecting to a practise that they find offensive.
It’s petty and lazy.

Now, I've come across one argument that I think is actually clever and inoffensive. Surprisingly, the argument comes from Catherine Scott, a feminist and writer who believes that "banning lads mags would patronize women". In an article written for the Telegraph, Scott writes:

"As feminists we cannot have it both ways: either we credit men with the ability to think for themselves and reject sexism, or we consign them to a fate of being so moronic and malleable that glossy magazines must inevitably drive them to sexual violence."

While I do see where Scott is coming from, and while I often worry that this is how feminists are seen by many (ie. as angry man-hating bigots), I still disagree with her. She also mentions in her article that there have been studies that negate a link between pornography and violence. The thing is, I don't think that seeing naked or sexually compromised women incites harrassment. I think that being so bombarded with sexual imagery of women is what brings people (not just men, everybody) around to the idea that our main function is to be sexually objectified.

I absolutely think that Lad’s Mags should be banned from newsagents. It freaks me out that they, along with the mind-blowingly misogynistic Page 3, have become so normalized. They are materials for personal sexual gratification, and they should remain personal. 

There’s a reason you can’t buy dildos in a supermarket.


Friday, June 21, 2013

Why Everyone Still Loves The Breakfast Club

Can you technically be nostalgic about something that happened before your time?

Whatever.



Anyone who has so much as heard of The Breakfast Club will understand that the film is iconic. John Hughes most popular high school drama was released in 1985, but the movie still manages to be culturally relevant almost 30 years on.
It’s still referenced constantly.

The Judd Nelson Fist Pump in Easy A

The Dead Breakfast Club in American Horror Story

Using The Brat Pack's dance moves in Community


Another Judd Nelson Fist Pump, this time from Pitch Perfect

Everyone wants to be Judd Nelson, as evidenced by the HIMYM cast

Its prominence and loyal following come down to the fact that The Breakfast Club transcends both its era and its target audience. Most movies about teen angst are scoffed at by everyone but angsty teens. Breakfast Club isn’t your usual high school soap opera about the cool kids being mean to the awkward kids – at base, it’s a film about social- and self-discovery.

Hughes youth-fronted exploration of the self-discovery theme is accessible to all age groups. The teenage characters that propel the story along are loved for two reasons:
First, there is something vulnerable about a person on the confusing brink of adulthood. This is something that Breakfast Club fans either currently understand, or distinctly remember. That vulnerability and youth allows the characters to open up to their peers more readily than older characters might – they’re actively looking for a chance to vent.

Secondly, Hughes portrayal of kids is a lot more honest and realistic than what we see in many other teen movies. This means they are a LOT less annoying than say Troy Bolton of High School Musical, or Torrance Shipman of Bring It On. It also means we take them more seriously.

Take Troy, a basketball star who faces an inordinate amount of opposition when he wants to audition for the school musical. We don’t believe that he could somehow convince his previously appalled teammates to dance and cheer him on at his audition. But in the Breakfast Club, the characters are much more realistic. There’s a fantastic, tense moment when Brian ‘The Brain’ asks Claire ‘The Princess’ if she thinks they’ll stay friends after that day. She admits that she and Andrew ‘The Athlete’ wouldn’t be caught dead talking to the rest of the club in front of their popular friends. And the thing is, at the end of the movie we know that it’s true. They all go their separate ways, and we know that even if they’ve changed each other’s perceptions, they are just five students out of the entire student body.

That doesn’t change the message of the movie – it doesn’t need a shiny Disney ending to be uplifting. Possibly the most iconic part of the entire movie is the final scene, when the club have left detention and said their goodbyes. Bender ‘The Criminal’ strides across the football field and pumps one fist in the air victoriously. It’s a gesture that can be construed in many different ways. In Easy A, Emma Stone’s character suggests that it’s Bender’s gesture of glee at the knowledge that he got to kiss Claire, “just once”. I think it’s partially about Claire, but it’s also an expression of overwhelming excitement and optimism from the most cynical character in the movie. Something important happened to them all in that library and Bender knows that no matter what else happens they’ve all changed.


FuckYeahJuddNelson

Avid fans of the movie have defended the flawless original thus far – but in our current culture of remakes and adaptations, nothing is sacred. I think there’s a good chance we’ll be faced with a remake eventually, and as much as  love John Hughes Brat Pack original, I don’t think a remake would be awful. Granted it would have to be set in the 80’s, or else it’d just be five kids web surfing on their phones for two hours. But because the story and the characters transcend, I think there are a lot of actors and actresses that could make a fantastic Breakfast Club 2.0. Here’s a quick look at some stars who could be up to the task:

Bender (The Criminal)

Judd Nelson as Bender

The sardonic yet irresistible badass of the club. It’d be insanely easy to find a young actor who can play ‘cocky’, but anyone stepping into Judd Nelson’s mismatched shoes would need to embody that intense sense of injustice behind the sarcasm.

Robert Sheehan

We already know from his time as Nathan in ‘Misfits’ that he can pull off the mocking and deflective attitude Bender exudes. Like Bender, Nathan had a tempestuous relationship with his parents. Like Bender, Nathan hid behind his wit, and took all his anger out sardonically on his peers. Now all Robert Sheehan needs is an American accent.

Dave Franco

James Franco’s pretty younger brother. After starring in later series of Scrubs, and 2012’s 21 Jump Street, Dave has certainly proved himself as a comedy actor. Both Franco brothers also have this brooding/kind of stoned look about them that would definitely work for Bender.

Allison (The Basket Case)

Ally Sheedy as Allison

The club’s quiet oddball. The actress playing Allison would need to strike a balance between intense and comedic.  Allison is a compulsive liar and by far the most mysterious of the group, but it does eventually come to light that she is extremely troubled and painfully self-aware.

Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence is one of my favourite actresses at the moment. From her role in Silver Linings Playbook as the unhinged Tiffany, it’s clear that she can play the disturbed and vulnerable side of Allison. And from her everyday escapades, we know that she’s awesome.




Chloe Moretz

Chloe Moretz is possibly a little better suited in terms of age. She's proved herself time and time again, most notably in films such as Let Me InHugo and Hick. However, she is perhaps most well known for her controversial but hilarious role as Hit Girl in Kick Ass.


…So we know that she can play ‘demented’ relatively well.


Brian (The Brain)

Anthony Michael Hall as Brian
The shy and withdrawn over-achiever of the group. Brian’s ‘nerdy’ act provides some punch lines throughout the movie, but he is possibly the most openly vulnerable of the five. Unless I’m mistaken, he’s the first to cry during the group’s emotional sharing scene, and certainly the only one to have considered suicide.

Danny Pudi

It’s never actually specified whether Brian is younger than the rest of the group, though he certainly looks it. In any case, Danny Pudi, aged 34 and married with two kids, is possibly just that little bit too old for the role. But he is one of the best comedy actors on television, and can totally portray the same goofy naivety that Anthony Michael Hall brought to Brian. Also, he could definitely pass for maybe 18, right?
…Fine.

Jonah Bobo

I’ll admit that I’ve only seen him in one film so far; Crazy Stupid Love, in which he played Steve Carrel’s adorably love sick young son. But I really enjoyed his performance, and I always think it’s really promising when an actor is so entertaining at a young age – imagine how his talent might have improved now, a few years on. Jonah’s CV also boasts a short appearance on 30 Rock, which is more than enough to convince me. He’s definitely got the goofiness, the youth and comedy that Anthony Michael Hall brought to the role. As with the other characters, he’ll also need to bring a sense of vulnerability.

Claire (The Princess)

Molly Ringwald as Claire

The most popular girl in the school: worshipped by all and spoiled by her rich and powerful daddy. Everyone knows a girl like Claire – or at least thinks they do. Claire is a little less naïve than some of the other members; she knows what she is and owns up to it. She also knows that because of her status and her father’s wealth, she can do whatever the hell she likes with relatively few repercussions. This seems to embarrass and thrill her in equal parts.

Emma Watson

So as we all know, Emma Watson is breaking away from her Hermione Watson image with a slew of American films, most notably The Perks of Being a Wallflower. Perks, in my opinion, has the potential to transcend in the same way that Breakfast Club has. It could effectively become the Breakfast Club of this generation. If not because it was engaging, well-acted and affecting, then at least because the book it’s based on is already a cult classic. I also think that Emma could easily exude that same sort of untouchable air that Molly Ringwald attached to Claire.


Ashley Benson

As one of the stars of ABC’s Pretty Little Liars, Ashley Benson is well used to high school dramas. Even though I love her awkward-turned-popular character in Liars (which up until now was a secret guilty pleasure), I would never have considered her for a comedy film until I saw this video. Clearly the girl has no qualms about laughing at herself. I also think that having played the secretly insecure Queen Bee for roughly three years, she’d adapt to the role of Claire pretty well.


Andrew (The Athlete)


Emilio Estevez as Andrew

The seemingly vacuous jock of the group. Like Claire, he’d be considered one of ‘popular’ kids. As is expected of the token jock, his detention was a result of bullying one of the quiet kids. But it soon becomes apparent that Andrew is more compliant than he is vacuous or mean; as Allison points out in one scene, he will always do what he is expected to do. Andrew later reveals that he bullied a kid in the locker room to impress his dad, who had seemed disappointed that his son wasn’t behaving like the stereotypical jock that he himself had been in his youth. Put simply, he is, at base, a nice boy who cares desperately what other people think of him.

Donald Glover


I have another Community casting suggestion. I really like the idea of Donald Glover playing Andrew; on Community, he plays the shallow jock archetype, who once again turns out to be a different person than expected. Early on in the series, Donald’s character is asked if he misses playing high school football, and responds: “I miss knowing what to think.” That line in itself is what Andrew is all about.

Josh Hutcherson


There’s something about both Josh Hutcherson and Emilio Estevez that’s just nice. They seem like the kind of boys who are nice to their little sisters and help wizened little old men to cross the street. In The Hunger Games, Josh plays Peeta, a character who always does what is expected of him to win the approval of audiences. Hutcherson also just has that distinct American jock look about him.

Richard Vernon

Paul Gleason as Dick


Dick is, quite simply, a dick. But you love to hate him, and he’s one of the funniest characters in the film.


Bryan Cranston

I’m not going to give a second suggestion, nor am I going to explain any further than this; it’s Bryan Cranston.