Can you technically be
nostalgic about something that happened before your time?
Whatever.
Anyone who
has so much as heard of The Breakfast
Club will understand that the film is iconic. John Hughes most popular high
school drama was released in 1985, but the movie still manages to be culturally
relevant almost 30 years on.
It’s still
referenced constantly.
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The Judd Nelson Fist Pump in Easy A |
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The Dead Breakfast Club in American Horror Story |
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Using The Brat Pack's dance moves in Community |
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Another Judd Nelson Fist Pump, this time from Pitch Perfect |
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Everyone wants to be Judd Nelson, as evidenced by the HIMYM cast |
Its
prominence and loyal following come down to the fact that The Breakfast Club transcends both its era and its target audience.
Most movies about teen angst are scoffed at by everyone but angsty teens. Breakfast Club isn’t your usual high
school soap opera about the cool kids being mean to the awkward kids – at base,
it’s a film about social- and self-discovery.
Hughes
youth-fronted exploration of the self-discovery theme is accessible to all age
groups. The teenage characters that propel the story along are loved for two
reasons:
First, there
is something vulnerable about a person on the confusing brink of adulthood.
This is something that Breakfast Club
fans either currently understand, or distinctly remember. That vulnerability
and youth allows the characters to open up to their peers more readily than
older characters might – they’re actively looking
for a chance to vent.
Secondly,
Hughes portrayal of kids is a lot more honest and realistic than what we see in
many other teen movies. This means they are a LOT less annoying than say Troy
Bolton of High School Musical, or Torrance
Shipman of Bring It On. It also means
we take them more seriously.
Take Troy, a
basketball star who faces an inordinate amount of opposition when he wants to
audition for the school musical. We don’t believe that he could somehow
convince his previously appalled teammates to dance and cheer him on at his
audition. But in the Breakfast Club, the characters are much more realistic. There’s
a fantastic, tense moment when Brian ‘The Brain’ asks Claire ‘The Princess’ if
she thinks they’ll stay friends after that day. She admits that she and Andrew ‘The
Athlete’ wouldn’t be caught dead talking to the rest of the club in front of
their popular friends. And the thing is, at the end of the movie we know that
it’s true. They all go their separate ways, and we know that even if they’ve
changed each other’s perceptions, they are just five students out of the entire
student body.
That doesn’t
change the message of the movie – it doesn’t need a shiny Disney ending to be
uplifting. Possibly the most iconic part of the entire movie is the final
scene, when the club have left detention and said their goodbyes. Bender ‘The
Criminal’ strides across the football field and pumps one fist in the air
victoriously. It’s a gesture that can be construed in many different ways. In Easy A, Emma Stone’s character suggests
that it’s Bender’s gesture of glee at the knowledge that he got to kiss Claire,
“just once”. I think it’s partially about Claire, but it’s also an expression
of overwhelming excitement and optimism from the most cynical character in the
movie. Something important happened to them all in that library and Bender
knows that no matter what else happens they’ve all changed.
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FuckYeahJuddNelson |
Avid fans of
the movie have defended the flawless original thus far – but in our current
culture of remakes and adaptations, nothing is sacred. I think there’s a good
chance we’ll be faced with a remake eventually, and as much as love John
Hughes Brat Pack original, I don’t think a remake would be awful. Granted it would have to be set in the 80’s, or else it’d
just be five kids web surfing on their phones for two hours. But because the
story and the characters transcend, I think there are a lot of actors and
actresses that could make a fantastic Breakfast
Club 2.0. Here’s a quick look at some stars who could be up to the task:
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Judd Nelson as Bender |
The sardonic yet
irresistible badass of the club. It’d be insanely easy to find a young actor
who can play ‘cocky’, but anyone stepping into Judd Nelson’s mismatched shoes
would need to embody that intense sense of injustice behind the sarcasm.
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Robert Sheehan |
We already
know from his time as Nathan in ‘Misfits’ that he can pull off the mocking and
deflective attitude Bender exudes. Like Bender, Nathan had a tempestuous relationship
with his parents. Like Bender, Nathan hid behind his wit, and took all his
anger out sardonically on his peers. Now all Robert Sheehan needs is an
American accent.
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Dave Franco |
James Franco’s
pretty younger brother. After starring in later series of Scrubs, and 2012’s 21 Jump
Street, Dave has certainly proved himself as a comedy actor. Both Franco
brothers also have this brooding/kind of stoned look about them that would
definitely work for Bender.
Allison (The Basket Case)
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Ally Sheedy as Allison |
The club’s
quiet oddball. The actress playing Allison would need to strike a balance
between intense and comedic. Allison is
a compulsive liar and by far the most mysterious of the group, but it does
eventually come to light that she is extremely troubled and painfully
self-aware.
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Jennifer Lawrence |
Jennifer Lawrence
is one of my favourite actresses at the moment. From her role in Silver Linings
Playbook as the unhinged Tiffany, it’s clear that she can play the disturbed
and vulnerable side of Allison. And from her everyday escapades, we know that
she’s awesome.
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Chloe Moretz |
Chloe Moretz
is possibly a little better suited in terms of age. She's proved herself time and time again, most notably in films such as Let Me In, Hugo and Hick. However, she is perhaps most well
known for her controversial but hilarious role as Hit Girl in Kick Ass.
…So we know
that she can play ‘demented’ relatively well.
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Anthony Michael Hall as Brian |
The shy and withdrawn
over-achiever of the group. Brian’s ‘nerdy’ act provides some punch lines throughout
the movie, but he is possibly the most openly vulnerable of the five. Unless I’m
mistaken, he’s the first to cry during the group’s emotional sharing scene, and
certainly the only one to have considered suicide.
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Danny Pudi |
It’s never
actually specified whether Brian is younger than the rest of the group, though he certainly looks it. In any case, Danny Pudi, aged 34 and married with two kids, is possibly
just that little bit too old for the role. But he is one of the best comedy
actors on television, and can totally portray the same goofy naivety that
Anthony Michael Hall brought to Brian. Also, he could definitely pass for maybe
18, right?
…Fine.
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Jonah Bobo |
I’ll admit
that I’ve only seen him in one film so far; Crazy
Stupid Love, in which he played Steve Carrel’s adorably love sick young
son. But I really enjoyed his performance, and I always think it’s really
promising when an actor is so entertaining at a young age – imagine how his
talent might have improved now, a few years on. Jonah’s CV also boasts a short
appearance on 30 Rock, which is more
than enough to convince me. He’s definitely got the goofiness, the youth and
comedy that Anthony Michael Hall brought to the role. As with the other
characters, he’ll also need to bring a sense of vulnerability.
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Molly Ringwald as Claire |
The most
popular girl in the school: worshipped by all and spoiled by her rich and powerful
daddy. Everyone knows a girl like Claire – or at least thinks they do. Claire
is a little less naïve than some of the other members; she knows what she is
and owns up to it. She also knows that because of her status and her father’s
wealth, she can do whatever the hell she likes with relatively few repercussions.
This seems to embarrass and thrill her in equal parts.
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Emma Watson |
So as we all
know, Emma Watson is breaking away from her Hermione Watson image with a slew
of American films, most notably The Perks
of Being a Wallflower. Perks, in my opinion, has the potential to transcend
in the same way that Breakfast Club
has. It could effectively become the Breakfast
Club of this generation. If not because it was engaging, well-acted and
affecting, then at least because the book it’s based on is already a cult
classic. I also think that Emma could easily exude that same sort of untouchable
air that Molly Ringwald attached to Claire.
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Ashley Benson |
As one of the
stars of ABC’s Pretty Little Liars, Ashley
Benson is well used to high school dramas. Even though I love her
awkward-turned-popular character in Liars
(which up until now was a secret guilty
pleasure), I would never have considered her for a comedy film until I saw this video. Clearly the girl has no qualms about laughing at herself. I also think
that having played the secretly insecure Queen Bee for roughly three years, she’d
adapt to the role of Claire pretty well.
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Emilio Estevez as Andrew |
The seemingly
vacuous jock of the group. Like Claire, he’d be considered one of ‘popular’ kids. As is expected
of the token jock, his detention was a result of bullying one of the quiet
kids. But it soon becomes apparent that Andrew is more compliant than he is
vacuous or mean; as Allison points out in one scene, he will always do what he
is expected to do. Andrew later reveals that he bullied a kid in the locker
room to impress his dad, who had seemed disappointed that his son wasn’t
behaving like the stereotypical jock that he himself had been in his youth. Put
simply, he is, at base, a nice boy
who cares desperately what other people think of him.
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Donald Glover |
I have
another Community casting suggestion.
I really like the idea of Donald Glover playing Andrew; on Community, he plays
the shallow jock archetype, who once again turns out to be a different person
than expected. Early on in the series, Donald’s character is asked if he misses
playing high school football, and responds: “I miss knowing what to think.”
That line in itself is what Andrew is all about.
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Josh Hutcherson |
There’s something
about both Josh Hutcherson and Emilio Estevez that’s just nice. They seem like the kind of boys who are nice to their little
sisters and help wizened little old men to cross the street. In The Hunger Games, Josh plays Peeta, a character who always does
what is expected of him to win the approval of audiences. Hutcherson also just has that
distinct American jock look about him.
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Paul Gleason as Dick |
Dick is, quite
simply, a dick. But you love to hate him, and he’s one of the funniest
characters in the film.
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Bryan Cranston |
I’m not going
to give a second suggestion, nor am I going to explain any further than this;
it’s Bryan Cranston.